10 Terrible Things We Can’t Blame On Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber is one year older today. With age comes responsibility, and though we can hold the Biebs responsible for breaking Selena Gomez‘s heart and peeing in a bucket, he’s not responsible for all the world’s atrocities.

To prove our point, we’re giving you 10 terrible things you absolutely cannot blame on Justin Bieber. But, before that, here’s one thing you can.

1. Tom Hanks’ son’s rap career

Enough said.

2. This man falling for nine seconds straight

No, that dude is not the Biebs. Yes, his nine-second fall is terribly funny.

3. Terrence Howard’s character on Empire

Lucious Lyon is quite possibly the most evil man on television right now, and for that, we can only blame Lee Daniels.

4. John Travolta’s level of creepy

I’m not sure John Travolta’s to blame, either.

5. Madonna’s cape

Try as we might, we can’t blame Madge’s wardrobe mishap on the Biebs. But maybe we can blame Giorgio Armani…

6. Kid Rock not understanding Beyonce’s celebrity

Justin Bieber didn’t upset the Beyhive last week. Kid Rock did. Kid Rock bashed the Beyonce so terribly, angry fans took to his Instagram to voice their feelings.

7. People spending exorbitant amounts of money to look like famous people

One man paid $150,000 to look like Kim Kardashian. Another paid a similar amount to look like Madonna. Who will be the first to pay to look like Justin Bieber and how much will he pay?

8. Pitbull continuing to make music

Yeah… No.

9. Kim Kardashian’s cry face

Oh, God, it’s just… It’s just so horrible. Oh, please, make it stop!

10. No ragrets

That’s his credo, forever tattooed right smack on the front of his body.

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