Madonna deals with the Instagram Outage of 2015:

rebelfroot:

[Madonna opens Instagram only to be frustrated that she can not upload her newest Rebel Heart photoshop of George W Bush]

Madonna: LOLA GET IN HERE

Lola: [stomps into the room] what now, im trying to finish The Monster Ball

Madonna: okay listen here unibrow we will discuss that later, why cant i upload anything to the Instatelegram

Lola: it’s down for everyone

Madonna: do I look like everyone? Im going to call them right now and get this sorted out

[Madonna places her iPhone 3GS down and walks into the kitchen where her rotary phone sits on the wall and begins to dial]