MADONNA'S EGO BRINGS ON THE LOL'S TODAY!

Madonna gave an interview today in LA, where the Material Girl had plenty to say on dating chicken, Kanye West, Jennifer Lopez and where she sees her music heading in the future.

While On Air with Ryan Seacrest, Thursday, 51 year-old Madonna said:

Whether Ryan Seacrest could date her : "Honey, you're kind of old for me (laughs )."

On the age of her preferred suitors : "You have to be old enough to dress yourself… Younger people are generally more adventurous - they're more open, more fun - have you met many guys my age? Guys my age are married or divorced or grumpy, fat and balding."

On how she sees herself : "My body is part of my job. If I'm not in good shape, then how can I dance around on stage with my butt hanging out, right? I look in the mirror and go 'hmm-mm. Less cake, more work.'"

On Mr Kanye West: "Yeah, he's a bit impulsive. I would've given him a good talking to. He needs to put a lid on it. I do think he's very talented but he gets confused sometimes."

On her peers coming to her concerts : "I was getting super-sharp looks from Jennifer Lopez. Her ponytail distracted me. Whenever artists come to see my show, they're studying me."

On her music from this point forward : "It just means it's gonna get better 'cause I'm happier."